According to Forbes, you should go to Stanford. According to Money, you should go to Babson. According to the Daily Beast, you should go to Yale. According to the New Republic, you shouldn’t go to Babson. According to the New Republic, you shouldn’t go to Yale. According to U.S. News & World Report, you should go to Princeton. According to the Princeton Review, you should go to the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill. According to Time, you should go to whatever college you want. According to Time, you shouldn’t go to college.
(According to Pacific Standard, you should go to Northwestern.) —Ryan O’Hanlon
