Overheard

"Verizon has always reserved the right to limit data throughput on unlimited plans."

"Same-sex marriage is everywhere, all of the time. One cannot hide from it."

"Sticks and stones may break some bones, but harassment can hurt forever."

"Only a small percent actually ventured out to slit our collective throats with their votes."

"No one wants to have to explain to their children why Santa was put out of work."

"Why do you think there are lesbians?"